Banta: When did George Washington die? 
Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 944 views

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”

Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.

Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”

Boyfriend (with luv): ohh “I was searching for you, na ? ? ”

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene they

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Gold Biscuit

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se
maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek charsi

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Khushnaseeb

Girl 2 Pandit: Ji mere 2 affairs hain, un dono main kis ke saath shadi hogi? Woh khush naseeb kaun hoga??

Pandit: Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khush naseeb hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein

Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife: Aj Ye Q Parh Rahe Ho?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doc Ne Kaha Hai K
Kal BLOOD TEST Hai
Is Lye Test Ki Tayari Ker Raha Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)